Haha, I Like Your Funny Facebook Status!
by Samatha Carlyle

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Liking my Facebook status is code for wanting to fuck, right?
By Jim Mancini

Holy shit. Samantha Carlyle just 'liked' my Facebook status. Is this happening? Is this a
dream? Is someone using inception on me? No. This is really happening. Samantha Carlyle is so fucking hot. Every morning of freshman year I'd see her walking down the hallway in those tight Victoria's Secret sweatpants that say names of different colors for some reason on the butt area. Ohh the way she moved. I can't tell you how many nights I stayed up late on my laptop, admiring her 436 pictures on Facebook again and again. I would do anything just to have a roll in the hay with her (if you know what I mean). And she 'liked' my Facebook status? Liking my Facebook status means she is down to do the nasty, right? I mean, that is what that means, no? Why else would she like it? To be honest, I guess it makes sense. We have been talking a lot lately. And by talking I mean we've kind of just said hello to each other in passing. And by saying hello I mean we actually didn't speak and just awkwardly made eye contact. But I guess she's ready to take the leap. She did, after all, 'like' my Facebook status. How should I proceed? I'm on risky ground. On the one hand, I don't want it to seem like I'm trying too hard. On the other hand, come on. She wants to fuck.