Representatives from Random House Inc. have announced early this morning that the publisher plans to print 500,000 copies of the much anticipated If I Did It, the hypothetical memoir of the late Crocodile Hunter's supposed killer. Attorneys for the stingray (a 20-year-old Pteromylaeus bovines, better known as the bull ray), have confirmed that a deal has been made, and that the ray is currently working on the fictional memoir in his summer vacation home in the San Diego Zoo.