The Brown Noser

Business (Oct 23 2009 issue)

Study Shows 95% of Bills on Campus Contain Trace Amounts of Pretension | Oct 23 2009

A recent study led by Brown graduate student Arvind Amernath on the chemistry of dollar bills in circulation on College Hill has revealed a frightening statistic about life at the university. As Amernath explains, "We, um, borrowed a large sample of cash from various locations around campus and studied its chemical composition.

Thayer Street's Suburban Outfitters Fares Poorly | Oct 23 2009

Racks of smartly pressed clothing and tables displaying decorations for the home fill the floors of a custom-built space that is remarkably spotless. "Volvo Driving Soccer-Mom," an underrated gem from Everclear's catalogue, plays over the loudspeakers. The faint aroma of incense wafts gently through the air.

Business (Oct 23 2009 issue)

Study Shows 95% of Bills on Campus Contain Trace Amounts of Pretension | Oct 23 2009

Thayer Street's Suburban Outfitters Fares Poorly | Oct 23 2009

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