During his recent oration “On The Genesis of Christ,” the pope unveiled his groundbreaking theory of “Exaltation,” a new hypothesis that the Catholic Church promises will help their dwindling numbers of supporters reestablish their faith.
Pope Benedict XVI explained the doctrine of the “Revival of the Most Sinless,” which postulates that “the God-fearing Father shall bestow upon the Son a higher probability of fear in God.”
The oration was met with skepticism from the scientific community, which noted that the similar “Theory of Evolution” was theorized two hundred years ago by Charles Darwin.