Alex Rodriguez, 13-time All Star and 3-time MVP, has been a cornerstone of the New York Yankees franchise since 2004. Hitting over 600 homeruns, Rodriguez has turned himself from a poor kid growing up in Florida into the best-slugging third baseman of all time.
For the past few weeks, students visiting the Bears Lair fitness center have been privy to what can only be described as a gender revolution. Aaron Simon '13, a confirmed member of the male sex, has repeatedly been using the elliptical exercise machine - a device traditionally reserved for anorexic girls and people who want to exercise without working hard while watching "Keeping Up With the Kardashians" on E!.