The Brown Noser

Sports (Apr 23 2010 issue)

Housing Lottery First Pick Winners Choose LeBron James | Apr 23 2010

With the first pick in the 2010 housing lottery, Outsourced has selected LeBron James 23 as their place of residence next year. Citing his size, athleticism, well-rounded skill set and ability to get teammates involved, group members claim the decision was an easy one.

Brown Croquet Club Plagued by Elitism | Apr 23 2010

A throng of argyle-clad Brown Croquet Club members descended on the Main Green with mallets, croquet balls, and ample pompousness last Thursday. In so doing, they displaced scantily clad sunbathers, confused tour groups, and ignited a firestorm of controversy.

Sports (Apr 23 2010 issue)

Housing Lottery First Pick Winners Choose LeBron James | Apr 23 2010

Brown Croquet Club Plagued by Elitism | Apr 23 2010

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