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The Brown Noser

Sports (Apr 25 2014 issue)

Yankees-Royals Game Comes To Standstill After Beltrán Hits Ball Into Old Man Stinson’s Yard | Apr 25 2014

The third game between the New York Yankees and the Kansas City Royals came to a halt this Friday after a hit by Yankees right fielder Carlos Beltrán sent the ball over the fence and into Old Man Stinson’s yard. “Nice one, Beltrán,” said Royals pitcher James Shields as players from both teams gathered at the fence separating the outfield from Stinson’s yard, some daring to sneak peaks over the fence at the forbidden yard just beyond the ballpark’s boundary.

Outfielder Hopes Baseball Won't Bonk Him On The Head | Apr 25 2014

As he took the field at Baltimore’s Camden Yards, Toronto Blue Jays center fielder Colby Rasmus informed the teammates that he sure hoped the baseball wouldn’t just up and bonk him on the head.

Ref Too Embarrassed To Admit He Really Did Leave Glasses At Home | Apr 25 2014

After making a questionable call during the third quarter of last night’s Heat-Spurs matchup, NBA Referee Tom Jenkins was too embarrassed to admit that he did in fact forget his glasses at home.

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