“There was nothing but a poster on the table” said Stein Smith, who had been interested in learning more about the details of forgetting. “No signs of anybody at all. I did see some people wandering about — looking lost, scratching their heads and all that. Somebody was calling for their son, I think? Which was confusing, because he couldn’t have been more than a junior.”

“I think there might have been something I was supposed to do that day,” said Finn Engelsten, unaware that he was the president of the Alzheimer’s Society. “Some sort of presentation, I think? Or maybe it was a giveaway. I had some sort of poster, but I really seem to have misplaced it. It was just so bright and lovely out, such nice nice flowers.”

At press time, the narcolepsy society all overslept the club fair.