Area Man Gets Dog To Take Its Meds By Sneaking Them Into Piles Of Shit

Published Friday, December 6th, 2019
Filed under Off Campus

“Goose used to hate taking his antibiotics,” Kraft explained, checking that the dog was safely asleep before he began concealing the pills in mounds of shit in the backyard. “But by hiding them with the taste of something that Goose loves, we both win! The overpowering taste of shit completely hides the yucky medicine.”

“Talk about a life hack!” Kraft continued, slipping Goose’s daily meds into a days-old pile of feces. “He can’t even tell that there’s pills in there. He just slurps up the shit like normal!”

At press time, Kraft got his cat to take its heartburn medication by sneaking it into dead birds.