“At first I thought she was angry about something” reported Arlene Roser, Grian’s daughter, as her mother viciously jabbed into the keys to spell the word “sincerely” in a happy birthday email to her sister. “But gradually, I realized that is just the way she types normally.”

“She was really going at it,” Arlene continued, attempting to talk over loud keyboard strokes that sounded like blows to a hated nemesis. “I just wonder if she realizes that she doesn’t need to type like that. Does she know it looks like she’s having a physical conflict with the keyboard?”

At press time, Roser was yelling into her laptop’s microphone during a Zoom call like she was angry with it.