Badass Freshman Briefly Considers Taking Condom From RPL’s Door

Published Friday, December 6th, 2019
Filed under Campus Life

“Hm, I guess it couldn’t hurt to grab a few,” Travisano thought to himself, a testament to his utterly hardcore attitude. “I mean, they’re there for a reason.”

“I could take a lubed and an unlubed, just to be safe," complete stud Travisano added. “I don’t want to put all the hours I spent on EverFi Sex Ed to waste.”

Travisano’s hand was nearing the edge of the pocket when he heard a door slam from down the hallway and decided he’d hit up his RPL’s door another time.