“I think we only have meetings on Mondays, but I’m here every day because that’s how beautiful and valuable the club is. I even forgot it was a club. I was starting to see it as a lifestyle,” said long-time member Josh Lee ‘25, blissfully ignoring the fact that the club has zero practical implications and will look like a quirky footnote on his resume. “So maybe I won’t graduate on time, but at least I can understand obscure references to 18th-century English poets, and you can’t put a price on that.”

“People have accomplished so much in this club, like, uh… progressing from the Monday level to the Tuesday level. One year, someone even solved a Wednesday,” beamed self-appointed president Marcus Feldman ’27 while pointing to the frame on the wall of a pale, sleep-deprived boy grinning while shakily holding an illegible, sweat-drenched puzzle. “It’s mentally rigorous, stimulating, and honestly way harder than it looks. Not everyone can handle it. It takes a special kind of person.”

At press time, the club remained stumped trying to figure out a five-letter word starting with “LOS” and ending with “ER.”