“Huh? Oh yeah, Carl’s cool,” declared roommate Rafe Conroy in line at the Ratty, announcing his unmitigated support for Jameson’s agenda and his future political aspirations. “We get along okay.”
“He’s like, a nice guy. Good roommate, I guess,” added Conroy, taking a brave stand in the midst of a heated campaign season that has rocked the community at Brown University to its very core. “He’s a little quiet, but that’s cool with me.”
Beyond being Jameson’s roommate, Conroy has at least 4 friends that will probably vote if he reminds them about it, giving him control over a substantial voting bloc.
“One time I locked myself out of the dorm, and he let me back in. That was nice of him,” continued Conroy, offering a stirring testimony about Jameson’s ability to manage the kind of high-stakes situations that a CCB president must be ready to handle. “Yeah, I guess I’ll vote for him.”
At press time, a Brown Motion Pictures screenwriter received a standing ovation from their girlfriend.