“When he came back to class he was sweating profusely,” commented sophomore Anya Thomlinson, openly baffled by Forticinni’s disheveled state, “He was mopping his brow and breathing so hard I thought about offering him my inhaler.”
During breaks, most of the class’ students prefer to stop by the bathroom, grab a quick drink of water, or look over their notes. However, Forticinni clearly had grander ambitions.
“I could be wrong, but I’m also pretty sure his face wasn’t freshly-shaven before the break,“ Thomlinson continued, watching as Forticinni sipped on an iced coffee and unwrapped a thick Blue Room sandwich. "Clearly, he got a lot done from 4-4:10 PM. All I did was ask the professor a quick question and refill my mechanical pencil.”
At press time, Forticinni was making plans to play a quick round with the Faunce pool boys during the next break.