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The Brown Noser

Sara Caskey

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Classmate’s Doodle Of A Whale Getting Really Intense | Dec 07 2018

Looking over at his classmate’s neighboring desk, sophomore Henry Gilbert was awestruck by his classmate’s really intense doodle of a whale. “It started with just a small squiggle,” explained Gilbert, who was visibly astonished by the level of artistic detail.

Area Man Thinks It’s Probably Time To Wash Towel | Oct 26 2018

Local man Steve Buckley has definitely lost track of the last time he washed his towel, sources report. “I only have one towel so I can’t just throw it into the machine whenever I want, you know what I mean?” commented Buckley, considering the limp, suspiciously pigmented piece of fabric hanging on the back of his door.