“We’re so excited to finally release our brand new podcast for everyone to hear,” the Facebook post announced, providing a link to their dopey first episode clearly recorded with a cheapo laptop microphone. “We’re going to be posting new episodes here every week to bring you the latest news on everything you need to know in the world of architecture in the Brown community, so be sure to check back frequently!”

Leaders of the club went on to say they hoped that their shitty podcast would be informative and enjoyable for a broad audience of dummy losers.

“We’re super hyped to start producing more content for every student interested in hearing more about all the things we do,” the Facebook post continued, sharing a sucky video of their wannabe podcast host doing a cruddy newscaster voice. “You should definitely give us a listen as we start diving into a ton of interesting architectural topics!”

At press time, the Architects club was working hard on organizing some lousy lame-o events.