“You know, I used to smoke a little pot back in the day,” Bill Frasier said, fondly recalling the slang he used in his youth. “My buddies and I were always down for a bit of grass.”

These comments came in the wake of a recent investigation into Tyler’s sock drawer, where Tyler’s dad reportedly found “a dime-bag of pot and a couple of spliffs,” according to sources.

“We would go find a pusher after school to buy some pot,” said Tyler’s dad chuckling. “Then we would all go back to my buddy Al’s place and roll a few reefers and get all doped out on Mary Jane. Sometimes, I was so hazed on pot that I got the hungries. Or whatever you kids call it nowadays.”

At press time, Tyler’s dad was heard referring to beer as “suds.”