“Ahhhh! Aghhh! I need to go to the hospital so bad,” reported Boger’s patient Trevor Llybon, pleading with Boger to stop delivering his rendition of ‘Whistle A Merry Tune To Mend Your Sorrows’ and to start driving the ambulance. “Help! Please! Someone call a real ambulance!”

“Oh my God, it hurts so much,” commented Llybon, on the verge of fainting from the pain while waiting for Boger to finish the song’s tap-dancing interlude. “Everything’s getting fuzzy and dark, I can barely think straight and, oh, wow, that’s actually a really high note to belt. Good for him.”

At press time, another EMS volunteer was taking far too literally the idea that laughter is the best medicine.