“Mmmmmffff, ohhh yeahhh. Mmmmm, that is good, that is really god damn good. Mmm mmm mmmm,” remarked Grandpa, juice dripping from his chin after taking his first bite at Pazini’s Burger Bar where the whole family was gathered for Grandma’s birthday. “I’m gonna take another bite. Hrmmff, errnngggggffff, mmmrrrnnggg, ooooh ohhhh, ohhh, yes. Yeah that was even better than the last bite.”

“Ohhh, ohh my god. This is the best burger I’ve ever had,” continued Grandpa, interrupting Mom’s heartfelt toast. “I’m sorry, please continue honey… Mmmmm, mmmm. Ohhhh, nom nom nom. Sorry, sorry, please ignore me. Hmmrnnnn, enggmmmm, ohhh, delicious…”

At press time, every step of that staircase gonna get a burdened wheeze from Grandma.