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According to a recent Brown University study, ethics and morality classes are actually way easier if you’re evil.
“At first, I was having a really hard time in my ethics class navigating complex and nuanced ethical dilemmas, all while trying to make sense of years and years of philosophical debate.
Local Providence spelunker Fit Kinnigan recently returned from his Icelandic caving trip in shame, disappointed that he didn’t have to chew his arm off to get through a tight hole.
“I feel horrible. I have bested the tightest holes of Iceland, but I didn’t even have to brutally gnaw my arm off! I barely even chewed my shoulder,” said Kinnigan, holding his head in, unfortunately, both of his hands.
In an exciting new report from polls across America, researchers overwhelmingly conclude that we all forgive you, Richard Nixon.
“We’re not mad at you anymore! And actually we feel really bad about the way we’ve been treating you,” wrote political researcher Frankie Shean, forgiving Nixon for the Watergate scandal.
Sources report your friend who was losing at mini golf is now trying to convince everyone that they weren’t even trying anyway.
“I don’t like to take things like this too seriously, it’s just a stupid game after all,” said Donovan Chen, swinging his tailored PXG 2024 steel putter around as if to emphasize how silly he thought this all was.
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