Health administrators fear the choice of super sexy models for the pamphlet confuses its message. “What is this, a sex pamphlet?” said Chad Hunter, another student at orientation, whose gaze flitted over facts on genital warts to fall on the arresting image of a beautiful human. “These people are so sexy! I don’t care what they have, I just want to have sex with them right now!”

“Is this what college is like?" Hunter added. "Will I have sex with these people?”