Typing away on their laptops as though they weren’t working on plastic tables in a room staffed by students in barista costumes, everyone in The Underground is pretending they’re in a real coffee shop.
“This is one of my favorite places to come grab a drink and a pastry anywhere in Providence” said junior Jason Depot, pretending he was sipping a fair-trade dark roast in a local coffee house and not just drinking coffee sourced from a real
cafe in the basement of the Stephen Robert ’62 Campus Center. “The vibes are just amazing and I feed off of the good energy in here.”
At press time everyone in List Art center was pretending they were in a real art museum.