Feminist Man Prefers Naturally Beautiful Women Without Makeup

Published Friday, March 6th, 2015
Filed under Off Campus

“Makeup only serves to reinforce ridiculously high standards of feminine beauty,” said Bern, whose belief in gender equality renders him more attracted to women that don’t require makeup to look conventionally attractive. “It’s a form of masculine oppression that I find reprehensible.”

Sources confirm that, when presented with two pictures of an effortlessly beautiful celebrity with and without concealer, Bern proudly asserted that he found the extremely good-looking woman more attractive without any makeup.

“I don’t think women shouldn’t cover up their blemishes,” added the feminist man only interested in naturally drop-dead gorgeous women with very few imperfections.

Bern went on to explain that he is also more attracted to women that don’t shave their legs as long as their legs are shapely and the hair is not too bristly.