Fortune Teller Predicts Man Will Be Scammed in His Present

Published Saturday, February 18th, 2023
Filed under Off Campus

“Hmmmmm I see….hmmmm…I sEE….you, in a blue shirt,” exclaimed Magdalena the Mystic, holding the hand of the blue-shirted man and scrutinizing his divine palm lines. “Someone is taking advantage of your gullibility. Right now in fact! Yes, I see it clearly. She is holding your hand.”

“Uh huh, this is interesting. Here we have the Trickster, suggesting a great scam. And here is the Fool, implying a profound stupidity. And your last card…..oh this is simply shocking…” said Magdalena The Mystic, convulsing with the energy of a thousand made-up spirits raging through her body. “It is a coupon for your next visit! Please come again and get an extra 10% off your next session!”

After the four minute visit, Magdalena The Mystic escorted the man from her sanctuary and had a vision of him being scammed again the following week.