“Yeah, I hate throwing up,” Dent claimed, based on his single experience of vomiting during his senior year of high school. “Never want to do that again.”
“The most I’ve ever had was 6 shots,” Dent bragged, referring to the same party at which he vomited. “It was a blast!”
At press time, Dent was bragging about his wild weekend to some friends as if he hadn’t spent the night cradling a single beer in Metcalf basement.