Friend to Debut Scandalous new Magnet Poem on Fridge

Published Friday, February 4th, 2022
Filed under Campus Life

“I couldn’t help but pair the words ’engorged’ and ‘fruit,’" reflected Caroline, reveling in her own whimsy. “I just think it’s so fun to add a little bit of my personality to the refrigerator. I hope my friends aren’t too scandalized by my work!”

“I’m certainly a passionate person, and I think that’s clear in my magnet poetry,” continued Caroline, double-checking to make sure her poem only had lowercase letters. “I just need to find a word that rhymes with smutty…”

At press time, Caroline was excited to show off her new mug molded in the shape of the female form.