Published Friday, October 29th, 2021
Filed under Off Campus
“Hey, hey guys are you listening?” pleaded current card judge Victor Trelly, pathetically trying to resuscitate the decaying three-hour game. “I said ‘The doctor diagnosed me with terminal lasagna dick hand.’ Isn’t that funny guys? You guys?”
“I think you’re the judge. Or am I the judge?” said Henry Wimbly, choosing to ignore the fact that the game should have ended hours ago. “Then we’ll just start back at Stacy. A whole new round!”
“Wait, hold on, which card was mine,” said Jill Martinez, for some reason forcing herself to participate in this eternal, mind-numbing activity. “Oh, and what was the prompt again?”
At press time, the group declared just one more round and they’ll definitely end it after probably another round after that.