Garbage Man On Family Vacation Stops At Every House Out Of Habit

Published Friday, March 9th, 2018
Filed under Off Campus

“No days off,” explained Garfield, completely ignoring the beautiful scenery around him to focus on work. “I know I’m on vacation and should be relaxing but I just can’t get work off my mind.”

Sources report that Garfield has also been taking long walks on the beach to pick up trash and showing hotel employees how to properly tie a trash bag.

“I thought this was going to be a vacation away from work," reported Ben Garfield, Jeremy’s son. "But Dad brought his work with him again. I just want to go to a luau without having to hear about the tonnage of trash it creates.”

At press time, Garfield was making the high-pitched ‘beep’ noise a garbage truck makes whenever he pulled over the sedan the family rented from the airport.