Now it looks like you’re having a grand ol’ turkey sandwich. Turkey is my favorite, no doubt about it! Couldn’t tell you the last time I enjoyed a nice turkey sandwich, but I really hope you enjoy yours.

I bet you used a nice, whole grain bread on that beaut. You did? And you toasted the bread, too? Good job, mister! I ain’t never had so nice a sandwich in my life! But that’s alright, I guess. Maybe someday I’ll get that lucky.

What’s that I smell… could it be red wine vinegar? Boy, do I love me some red wine vinegar! What a fun pop of flavor! Well, I guess I better get back to my oats and porridge if I want anything to eat today.

Ya mean it, mister? Are — are ya sure? I couldn’t take the whole thing. I’ll just take a little bite!

Well, if you insist…