“Don’t even think about trying it," said Tepmen, pointing to the exact parts of his body that are the most ticklish, practically begging everyone to poke and prod at the sides of his belly. “I really am super ticklish! Just want to be clear about that.”

“So seriously guys, I’m not going to say this again, don’t get any ideas,” continued Tepmen, feigning a yawn and outstretching his arms to completely expose his ever-so-sensitive armpits. “I really giggle like no one else when I get tickled.”

At press time, Tepmen was slipping off his shoes and kicking up his feet, exposing their ticklish undersides.