Holy Shit Mrs. Richards Just Said Penis by Brandon G, 8th Grade

Published Friday, September 17th, 2021
Filed under Opinion

Pffffffffff I can’t believe this man. She said the p-word dude!! Agh ahahahaha that’s so nasty dude!!

Oh my fricking god. Dude stop laughing. Dude stop! Katie F. is sitting right there bro! Oh my god she’s looking right at me dude. No dude I definitely don’t like her. That’s fricking gross man. No dude stop looking back that’s so embarrassing. I’m gonna kill you man of course I don’t like her I was just kidding that time I said I liked her.

Dude look at that diagram on the SmartBoard! Holy fricking hell can you believe this shit?? Yeah dude that dick is so small. Way smaller than mine, definitely for sure.

Holy fricking shit!! Oh my god dude she just said testicle! Holy crap that means Mrs. Richards knows what balls are dude. Can you fricking believe that? Oh my god thinking of Mrs. Richards and balls is gonna make me frickin retch dude. Agh do you think she’s even seen balls in real life?

Alright alright stop laughing bro Mrs. Richards is gonna kill us and pffffffffff holy shit holy shit holy crap did she just say vagina???