Something is definitely up, and in such a good way. My owners are always home. They feed me constantly. Whenever Dad stops petting me, I just walk down the hallway to where Mom is crying into her pillow and wait for her to scratch me behind the ears until I absolutely melt into a puddle of fur. Seriously, whatever’s happening, please keep it up!

And the walks! My God, the walks. They’re the best walks in the world. It’s almost like my owners never want to stop walking me. We’ll walk so far and so often. Do these people have nothing else to do besides walk? Hey, I’m not complaining! We play so much fetch and I like it so so much. I’m not sure what kind of miracle occurred to make this happen, but I’m awfully grateful. This rocks!

Things have never been better! I feel amazing. Again, I have no idea what is happening in the world, but I hope it never ever ends.