Yes, make yourself comfortable. Sit in the cozy red chairs. Kick your feet up. Stare into the 8 ball and envision your future. What does it look like? What are you doing? A lot to think about, yes. But there is nary a reason to worry! Rub the 8 ball thrice, and you can forget all of this. A single round of billiards can change everything.
Rub the 8 ball thrice, and out we come. We will tumble from these hallowed walls and stretch our limbs. We will arm ourselves with cues and challenge you to a battle of sport and wit. We might even offer a civil handshake; but not too friendly! Earning the trust of the Pool Boys is not easy. We do not coddle, we do not pander. But rub the 8 ball thrice and we just might give you a chance.
What say you, stranger? One does not visit the Pool Boys without motive. Are you looking for a grand revelation? A purpose in life? Perhaps you’re feeling down on your luck. We know. We see it in your eyes, twinkling at us through the walls like a freshly-polished billiard ball. Life is hard, but rubbing the 8 ball thrice is easy. Summon us if you dare! It’s your choice, stranger, but one must choose wisely. Good luck.