Incoming Class Entering Brown With Unique Backgrounds, Ideas, And Ways To Vape

Published Friday, September 14th, 2018
Filed under Campus Life

“I am incredibly excited about our new class,” reports Ron Craig, a chief admissions officer. “This class is so diverse, with students from all 50 states and over 30 countries. They are also coming with over 25 different flavored Juul pods.”

“Every applicant pool is impressive but never before has Brown had a group that knew so much about e-cigarettes,” Craig continued. “The incoming class breaks down as follows: 78% have a Juul already, 10% have another brand of vape pen, and 12% aren’t vaping yet but will be by the end of their freshman year.”

“Students just a decade ago were only smoking traditional cigarettes, but the new students are applying their ingenuity and creativity to their new forms of smoking. It’s really something to be proud of.”