“No vice president has ever had such a strong record regarding free speech,” said campaign spokesperson Anthony Smith, referring to confirmed reports that the vice president-elect called LakersFan664 a “****** ******” on Call of Duty in 2012. “This is a huge moment for representation.”

“The glass ceiling has finally been broken,” said AmericanUSPartriot88, a campaign adviser and former Call of Duty: Black Ops teammate. “Young gamers all over the country will see that words can’t disqualify you from reaching the second-highest office in the land.”

At press time, Vance stated he couldn’t be racist because his wife is Indian.