“Yeah, he’s kinda acting a bit weird lately,” said his girlfriend Bianca Censori, folding his new swastika t-shirt and putting it in his top dresser drawer. “He just gets hungry sometimes—it could be that. But honestly, we’re all a bit concerned this might be something a bit bigger.”

“Yeah, this is probably not great,” said Ye’s agent as he scrolled through his Twitter, trying to decipher what “Death Con 3” is. “I think maybe he might have ADD or something, yeah. That could be it. Something in his brain. But he makes great music, great money—it’s just, yeah. It’s just a weird phase. He’ll be back.”

At press time, Armie Hammer’s friends and family started to worry about him a little.