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Brown University affirms the endowment is not used as a political instrument but instead as a hydraulic fracking instrument.
“It’s not about politics,” said President Paxson after releasing a statement in support of staying invested in a political entity.
In a contentious national political environment, mimes across the country are staying silent amid concerns about the proposed invisible border wall.
“ , ,” said local mime Connor Medberry when asked about the proposal. “ , , ; .”
“ , – ,” Medberry continued, stepping off his invisible pedestal, sweat rolling down his chalk-white face.
Passengers on the lost Malaysia flight 370 were found alive in Turkey with surprisingly defined hairlines.
“Thank God they’re back,” said Amy Pollack, the wife of an American passenger, surprisingly not referring to her husband’s hair follicles.
This fall, Brown University opened its gates to a freshman class large in size and diverse in spirit.
“We are strong, we are proud, and we are Brown,” said Christina Paxson at commencement, definitely not referring to the racial background of the new admits.
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