Passengers on the lost Malaysia flight 370 were found alive in Turkey with surprisingly defined hairlines.
“Thank God they’re back,” said Amy Pollack, the wife of an American passenger, surprisingly not referring to her husband’s hair follicles.
This fall, Brown University opened its gates to a freshman class large in size and diverse in spirit.
“We are strong, we are proud, and we are Brown,” said Christina Paxson at commencement, definitely not referring to the racial background of the new admits.