“Great nation?” repeated Dombrovskis incredulously as Parliament rolled with laughter. “How many people live here? Like, ten? Our culture’s a joke, our military’s a piece of shit, and Jesus, I don’t even know whether we even have any exports! Yuri, go get me a report on our exports.”

A few minutes later, Dombrovskis exclaimed, “Soybeans? Are you fucking kidding me?”