
“Women have a long way to go in this field,” reported junior associate Megan Plotsky as she scanned the room with disappointment. “We only make up 15% percent of the higher level partners at the company. Even worse, the other 85% are not easy on the eyes”.
“It’s a travesty, the way women are sidelined in this profession,” Plotsky continued as she widened the distance parameters on her Hinge profile. “And from the sidelines, the view is really bad, I mean really. Yeesh.”
“Despite how difficult it can be for us to advance in this field, I do believe that things are changing,” Plotsky said as she trolled LinkedIn for hotties. “I mean, just last week, the New York office hired this completely hot junior accountant, so we’re making progress, slowly but surely.”
At press time, fields dominated by hot males were still an issue, actually.