“Most people think grizzly bears are apex predators—top of the food chain. While it’s true that these bears will hunt humans occasionally, they do have a natural predator, which is a man eating them,” commented wildlife biologist Erica O’Connell, studying the man from a distance as he gnawed through the bear’s limbs one by one, pausing to lick his fingers and remove bear fur from between his teeth. “Sometimes the bear will put up a good fight. In the end, though, a man-eating bear is really no match for a man eating a bear.”

At press time, a hard-working man was no match for a hard working man.