“I just love when the pig wears those little shoes in the car,” chuckled Jolene Waterson, mother of three. “And then when those babies in suits sit around that conference table! Could they get any more creative than that?”

“Every time that little lizard talks, I can’t help but smile,” Waterson continued, telling her family to “hush-up” whenever her favorite commercial reappeared on screen. “These ads are always so clever, I can’t believe how many hilarious gems they’ve come up with over the years.”

At press time, Waterson was losing her shit at the Aflac duck.