“It’s so great to see you, Derrick,” said Mom’s friend Janice Jacoby, as you arched your back to minimize body contact with the 52-year-old homemaker. “You look just like your dad.” Jacoby went on to express her hope that you are having a good time at college and speculated that wow, you might have grown even taller over the course of the past two months. She also touched your elbow.