“It is indeed moments like these that are paradoxically full of chaos but also brimming with serenity, that we find our true selves,” sighed leader of the nation’s dogs Fido Coco-Fuzzy as he pushed to move his bowels on the side of the street as cars zoomed past. “It has been a long journey, but I find I feel most comfortable in my identity as a nation’s dog as I look into myself and my heart.”
“To be self loving is the greatest truth of all,” continued Coco-Fuzzy, squatting with all his might to push out whatever he ate just three hours prior. “As I look out onto the street and feel the rush of air by each passing car, I am so grateful to be who I am. I hope you, too, can learn to love yourself.”
At press time, the nation’s dogs announced additional plans to roleplay as mortal enemies whenever they saw fellow dogs.