“ , ,” said local mime Connor Medberry when asked about the proposal. “ , , ; .”

“ , – ,” Medberry continued, stepping off his invisible pedestal, sweat rolling down his chalk-white face. “ . ”

“ , ,” he shouted, prompting nearby residents to take shelter, mistakenly thinking his voice was a tornado siren. “ , .”

At press time, the first female mime was appointed to serve on Biden’s border task force, breaking the invisible glass ceiling.