“Gone are the days of simply squeezing the bed sheets,” said SHAG leader Mona Richards, “this new course introduces you to advanced techniques. We want women to feel confident in their fake orgasms. Show him the orgasm YOU want him to believe you’re having.”

“We teach a wide array of styles,” said Richards, “so every woman can feel satisfied in her ability to seem satisfied. Our courses get raving reviews. We’ve convinced at least one man in every organization on campus that he’s the best she’s ever had.”

At press time Create at Brown was seen teaching a course on Amazon shopping.