Rhode Island plans to allow dispensaries to begin selling recreational cannabis starting on December 1st, meaning students on campus will be able to try marijuana for the first time ever.
“I’m really excited to smoke weed for the first time ever! I’m super thankful for all the Rhode Island legislators and activists that are making it possible for students on campus to finally try pot! ” said Tyler Thigsburton ‘23, with the air of a small child going trick or treating. “I feel bad for some of my friends that won’t turn 21 until later in the semester, but hopefully we can light up on their birthdays!”
At press time, 13 year olds were excited to watch their first PG-13 rated movie.