“James is a solid six-five, maybe even six-six, where Rita can’t be more than five and change,” explained Ian Holly, a coworker of Lerner’s and friend of the couple. “That’s over a foot of difference between them. It just doesn’t add up.”

“Is it even possible for them to make eye contact during the act?” wondered Pinter’s sister Rhonda. “She’s probably staring at his nipples, and he’s looking into the empty space above her head. Not hot at all.”

Despite the confusion, sources unanimously agreed that Lerner and Pinter have the cutest hugs of anyone.