“Doc Grumbin is truly the best practitioner of the medical arts our town has ever seen,” stated Mayor Brody, who was elected mayor based on his credentials of owning a striped vest and pocket watch. “I declare, he’s even got a mustache! How could you not trust a man with a mustache to perform surgery upon you?”
Doc Grumbin is known for his state-of-the-art equipment, including a big saw, and, when necessary, an old metal bucket.
“I can hardly think of a man with better bedside manners than our Doc,” added Mayor Brody from his massive leather chair. “When I was in his office the other day, he gave me a belt to bite down on AND a slug of whiskey! I think he also took a drink, but it would have been rude of him to let me drink alone.”
At press time, the town’s law enforcement consisted of anyone with a gun.