by Jake

Hey guys. Can we do my place tonight? I shoulder tapped some Twisted Tea this morning so no need to bring anything. You guys can venmo if you want but genuinely no worries. I say we all pull up to mine at nine, we get white girl wasted and play drinking games and get drunk and get sloshed. I’m joking. But like: not really tho? No but fr this gonna be epic! So yeah I don’t really know where we’re gonna go after, I’m thinking maybe we go to a party? I wasn’t invited to any parties tonight in the sense that nobody sent me an invitation to a party tonight but like that’s okay because someone told me if we just walk around we’ll eventually find something. Someone has to be hosting shabbat, right?

COUNTERPOINT: Come To Brazil, Brazil Needs You Here

by @tiktokuser7538904

Come to Brazil, Brazil needs you here. You have such a beautiful vibe. Brazil needs that. There’s no place like Brazil. Have you ever seen the movie Rio? The movie Rio takes place in Brazil. Have you ever seen the movie Falcon Rising? That movie takes place in Brazil. Have you ever seen the movie Bridesmaids 2? Probably not because that movie doesn’t take place in Brazil. There is so much to do here. You can eat food, chillax, and other things. I want to see you laugh and smile. I know just the spot. It has something to do with…Brazil.