“Chris? Ah, she’s an absolute party of a woman, absolute gulleplutt,” said Avicci as he cranked up his ghost DJ board in the Paxson mansion. “She’s requested ‘Addicted to You’ like three times. Absolute boss, absolute snygging.”

“Yeah, at first I was visited by these two ghosts who were lowkey clocking my teaaaaa,” yelled Paxson over the music. “But this guy, he’s just… Like, we just get each other. Like he calls me out on my BS, but he also knows how to get crunk in a way I just don’t think the ghost of Christmas Past and Present really could.”

The night after Christmas, Paxson was visited by three neighbors asking her to not do a kegstand in her front yard.